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Get real-time professionalism scores for Gmail. Stop sending emails like a peasant. (It's definitely not just regex.) ## Store Listing Description Stop sending emails like a peasant. Get real-time professionalism scores powered by our proprietary AI™. Professometer is a Chrome extension that analyzes your Gmail emails in real-time and provides instant feedback on your professionalism level. Because nothing says "I have my life together" quite like a good professionalism score. ### What It Does Compose an email in Gmail and watch as our advanced algorithms™ analyze your writing in real-time, providing: • **Real-time professionalism scores** - See your score update as you type (0-100, higher is better... usually) • **Instant feedback** - Learn what's dragging down your score • **Actionable insights** - Get suggestions to optimize your email for maximum corporate excellence • **Seamless integration** - Works directly in Gmail's compose window ### How Our "AI" Works Our revolutionary analysis engine examines multiple factors: ✅ **Buzzword Detection** - Synergize your paradigm shifts with industry-leading jargon recognition ✅ **Tone Analysis** - Identifies unprofessional enthusiasm (exclamation marks! are! bad!) ✅ **Language Assessment** - Detects casual phrases that make you sound human ✅ **Word Complexity** - Rewards unnecessarily long words because "utilize" > "use" ### Features • 100% private - Your emails never leave your browser • No account required • Free forever (we're not even collecting your data) • Works on all Gmail emails (compose, reply, forward) • Lightweight and fast ### Why Install This? Whether you're crafting the perfect cold email, trying to sound professional to your boss, or just curious how corporate your writing really is, Professometer provides entertaining and surprisingly useful feedback. **Full Disclosure:** This is a satirical project that pokes fun at corporate communication culture and the AI mania. But it's also a fully functional tool that genuinely analyzes your emails. Our "AI" is actually just JavaScript counting things - no machine learning models, no GPUs, just good old-fashioned programming. Despite the satirical nature, you might actually find it useful for understanding how professional (or casual) your emails sound.