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Automatically blurs text, images, and videos related to Donald Trump using AI face detection 🚫💩 TRUMP CONTENT BLUR - RECLAIM YOUR SANITY Let's be honest. You're exhausted. Every time you open a news site, there he is. Every social media scroll, his face. Every YouTube recommendation, another clip. Every family group chat, another argument. It never stops. It. Never. Stops. You didn't sign up for this. You just wanted to read about local weather, check sports scores, or see what your friends are up to. But no — somehow, inexplicably, THAT face finds its way into everything. The tweets. The rallies. The lawsuits. The headlines. The memes. The hot takes. The cold takes. The "breaking news" that's the same news from yesterday. And the day before. And the day before that. You're not alone. Millions of people around the world are suffering from Trump Fatigue Syndrome (TFS). Symptoms include: 😫 Involuntary eye-rolling 🤦 Spontaneous facepalming 😤 Uncontrollable sighing 🙄 Chronic "not this again" syndrome 📱 Rage-closing browser tabs 🗑️ Wanting to throw your phone into the ocean There is no cure. But there IS a treatment. ═══════════════════════════════════════ INTRODUCING TRUMP CONTENT BLUR Your digital sanity, restored. ═══════════════════════════════════════ This AI-powered Chrome extension automatically detects and blurs ALL Trump-related content — text, images, AND videos — so you can browse the internet like it's 2014 again. Remember 2014? When the biggest controversy was a dress that was either blue or gold? Those were the days. 🧠 HOW IT WORKS Our advanced AI doesn't just look for keywords. It uses actual FACE RECOGNITION technology to identify that distinctive orange hue and cotton-candy combover in images and videos. You can run, but you can't hide from our algorithms. - 📝 TEXT DETECTION - Scans headlines, articles, social posts, and comments for Trump-related keywords. "Trump," "MAGA," "Mar-a-Lago," "covfefe" — all blurred into peaceful oblivion. - 🖼️ IMAGE DETECTION - AI-powered face recognition spots him in photos. Even in crowds. Even with different lighting. Even in that weird forward-leaning pose he does. - 🎬 VIDEO DETECTION - Real-time video frame analysis. Whether it's a news clip, a rally, or someone's TikTok rant, we catch it and blur it. - 📊 STATISTICS DASHBOARD - Track your "Turds Flushed" count! Watch that number climb and feel the satisfaction of knowing exactly how much nonsense you've avoided. 💩 THE "TURDS FLUSHED" COUNTER Because blocking content should be FUN, we've gamified your misery! Every piece of Trump content we block gets logged in your personal "Turds Flushed" dashboard. See breakdowns by: → Text turds blocked → Image turds blocked → Video turds blocked → Total turds flushed (lifetime) → Session turds flushed → Number of browsing sessions saved Compete with yourself! Set personal records! Feel a tiny spark of joy every time that number goes up! 🎯 FEATURES ✅ ONE-CLICK TOGGLE - Turn it on, turn it off. We don't judge. ✅ HOVER TO REVEAL - Curious what you're missing? (You're not missing anything.) Hover over blurred content to temporarily peek. ✅ SEPARATE CONTROLS - Toggle text, image, and video detection independently. ✅ REAL-TIME PROCESSING - Works on dynamically loaded content. Infinite scroll? We've got you. ✅ YOUTUBE & EMBEDS - Blurs embedded videos with Trump-related titles. ✅ WORKS EVERYWHERE - News sites, social media, forums, even your email if someone sends you political spam. 🔒 PRIVACY FIRST - 100% LOCAL PROCESSING - All AI runs in your browser. Nothing uploaded. Nothing tracked. Nothing sold. - NO ACCOUNTS - No signup required. Install and go. - NO DATA COLLECTION - We literally don't want to know who you are or what you're avoiding. - OPEN SOURCE - Check the code yourself if you don't believe us. 🌟 WHO IS THIS FOR? → People who want to enjoy the internet without daily rage → Anyone trying to protect their mental health → Parents who want to shield their kids from political chaos → Professionals who need to stay focused during work hours → People in recovery from doomscrolling addiction → Anyone who remembers when "president" wasn't a punchline → Literally anyone with functioning brain cells and limited patience 🙅 WHO IS THIS NOT FOR? → People who enjoy being angry all the time → Masochists → People who think "it's important to stay informed" (it's not, you're just traumatizing yourself) → MAGA enthusiasts (actually, maybe them too — everyone deserves peace) 📈 BY THE NUMBERS The average American sees 50+ Trump-related headlines per day. That's 18,250+ per year. That's hundreds of thousands in a lifetime. How many of those actually improved your life? How many made you happier, healthier, or more productive? Zero. The answer is zero. Take back those hours. Those brain cells. That blood pressure. ═══════════════════════════════════════ INSTALLATION ═══════════════════════════════════════ 1. Click "Add to Chrome" 2. That's it. There is no step 2. The extension starts working immediately. No configuration needed. No tutorial. No onboarding. Just instant, blissful silence. ═══════════════════════════════════════ FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS ═══════════════════════════════════════ Q: Will this make me less informed? A: You'll be exactly as informed, just less angry. Trust us, you're not missing any plot twists. Q: What if something actually important happens? A: Someone will tell you. They always do. Usually loudly. At Thanksgiving. Q: Is this censorship? A: No, this is self-care. You're choosing what enters your eyeballs. That's called freedom. Q: Will it block other politicians? A: Currently just Trump. We may expand based on demand. There's... a lot of demand. Q: Does it work on mobile? A: This is a Chrome desktop extension. Mobile version coming if we don't lose our minds first. Q: How accurate is the face detection? A: Very. That face is unfortunately... distinctive. ═══════════════════════════════════════ Look, we know this won't fix anything. He's still out there. The circus continues. The timeline remains cursed. But for a few precious moments each day, you can browse the internet without being assaulted by that face, that name, that never-ending tornado of chaos. And sometimes, that's enough. Download Trump Content Blur today. Your blood pressure will thank you. Your therapist will thank you. Your family will thank you. Your will to live will thank you. 💩 Start flushing turds. Start living. ─────────────────────────────────── Made with exhaustion by people who just wanted to check the weather. ───────────────────────────────────